Monkee Syndacate: the Bronze elite, but with style
- elderriftleague
- May 7
- 2 min read
In the vast and competitive world of League of Legends there is one team that is not afraid to defy the stats, ignore the meta and proudly embrace the title of "bronze for life." Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Monkee Syndacate: an organization as feared as it is loved (okay, maybe just by themselves), led by a monkey in sunglasses and fueled by laughter, respawns and a desire not to take themselves too seriously.
The five protagonists of chaos:
TheOnlyArabic - Silent but deadly Toplaner. No one watches him for 20 minutes, then suddenly splitpusha the Nexus...or gets ganked in 4. There is no middle ground.
xx TORKIN xX - Jungler with a big heart and mysterious pathing. When it comes, it's a party. When it doesn't come, it is-almost always. But the smite gets her, we swear.
Pernacchius - Midlaner with mystical visions. He alternates between moments of genius and technically inexplicable gestures. If you see him starting with Ignite and Ghost, know that something is about to happen (usually bad).
ilMarte84 - Veteran ADC, with the aim of Clint Eastwood and the patience of a father taking five kids to the grocery store. He tries to carry. Others try to help him, sort of.
Vallanza - Cold-blooded support (especially his own). Warda, pinga, tries to coordinate, but is regularly ignored by all. Tragic hero.
Goals? Having fun. And maybe win an ARAM
The Monkee Syndacate proudly play in the Bronze Division, but they also feature in the ARAM Cup, where they do their best (because no one has to ward). Between an accidentally caught Yasuo and an instakilled Teemo, these Sunday heroes know how to turn every match into a spectacle. Or into a tragedy. Often both.
Why follow them?
Because they laugh. Because they have fun. Because, despite everything, they take the field with the grit (and confusion) of a Worlds team.
Because Monkee Syndacate is the example that in gaming, as in life the real victory is playing with friends and never taking yourself too seriously.
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